Oh, would you look at that couple over there.
Every day she stands on that doorstep
and just waits for her husband to come home.
Meanwhile, she could close that robe a little.
Her whole business is hanging out.
I can't believe you would stand here and invade the intimacy of two lovers,
when the view from my room is spectacular.
Close the robe.
Meanwhile, would you look at what my day consists of.
"Buy Brighton socks, take Grace to therapy,
pick up Mr. Sheffield's prescription."
Please, my heart bleeds for you. There are two words on my list,
"Don't jump."
-Bye, sweetie. I love you. -Bye.
-Bye, Val.
Niles, when did I become such a house Frau?
Me.
I mean, where's the excitement? Where's the passion?
All I got is the drudgery.
What? No chopped egg with the caviar?
The other house Frau, didn't feel like chopping.
Well, it's like me and Mr. Sheffield have been married for 20 years
and all the thrill is gone.
Only, we skipped the thrill part altogether.
You know, if I wanted to be in a sick and twisted relationship,
I could be living at home with my parents.
Oh my God, Fran, you will never believe what happened to me
-at school today. -What?
I'm walking down the hall after third period.
-Yeah. -And Shawn comes up to me,
and he pulls me into the stairwell, and he starts making out with me.
Honey.
Fran, it was so intense.
I couldn't breathe.
His chest was pressed up against mine.
His mouth was so hot.
And then he whispered, "I love you."
Say it again.
Only lower and try an English accent.
Isn't it bittersweet to look on passionate youth
and know, for you, it's gone forever?
And on that note, we move into the second level.
Niles, look at this.
It's half empty.
You think you're the only one whose life sucks?
Dear Niles, what is it this time?
Your job? Your weight?
No future?
Actually, I was just wondering why I don't have a social life,
but you cleared that right up for me. Thank you, sir.
There you go. All right, C.C. Come on, let's get started.
Niles, we'll take our supper in the office tonight.
Wait a minute. You're working tonight?
You're supposed to be taking me and Gracie to the movies.
Nanny Fine, isn't that your job?
Maxwell will go insane if he has to see The Hunchback one more time.
Then why don't you quit?
Niles.
Dear, sweet, overcompensating
for his little spatula, Niles.
You know, Mr. Sheffield,
I know that you're very busy with your show and everything,
but, I really don't think that that's an excuse
for you to neglect your children.
Well, how exactly am I neglecting them?
Well, they sit around here all day,
waiting for you to come home and then you never once say,
"Let's go out for drinks, let's go dancing.
You look sexy in that outfit."
I'll get it.
I guess it's just not meant to be.
I wasn't put here to have a handsome British millionaire,
sweep me off my feet.
Hello, love.
She was working in a bridal shop In Flushing, Queens
'Till her boyfriend kicked her out In one of those crushing scenes
What was she to do? Where was she to go?
She was out on her fanny
So over the bridge from Flushing To the Sheffield's door
She was there to sell makeup, But the father saw more
She had style! She had flair! She was there!
That's how she became the nanny!
Who would have guessed That the girl we've described
Was just exactly what The doctor prescribed?
Now the father finds her beguiling Watch out, C.C.!
And the kids are actually smiling Such joie de vivre!
She's the lady in red When everybody else is wearing tan
The flashy girl from Flushing The nanny named Fran!
Maxwell's baby brother. I can't believe it's you.
God, look who's here. Let me get you a drink.
Who is she?
That's Miss Fine's mother.
No.
You look incredible.
It's... It's a work of art.
Nigel.
Stop it.
Nigel, I do wish you'd let me know you were coming.
I'm just swamped with work at the moment.
But, Miss Fine offered to be your welcome-to-New York ambassador.
Wow.
Mayor Giuliani's made some great changes to your fair city.
Welcome to New York.
What's up, love? You're not the same girl I met in Paris.
I can see it in your eyes.
-What? -A need, a yearning,
a desire that is yet to be fulfilled.
I bet you say that to all the girls. And if you don't, you should try it.
Well, get ready to feel much better, love. You're mine now.
You're pretty cocky for a tall, charming, rich, gorgeous guy.
Not to mention, one hell of a dancer.
I'm sorry, Nigel.
I'm just not gonna be the life of the party tonight.
This place is just fabulous.
I'll tell you, I love going to clubs.
I'm heavily into noshing.
-You mean moshing, don't you? -No.
-So you really like this place? -Well, I'll tell you,
it's got one major thing already going for it.
I'm not outside on line hugging Val to try and keep warm.
Although, that did get us into another club.
And I'll tell you,
that Candace Gingrich was such a sport with the drinks.
I hope you don't mind me telling you one more time just how...
...how sexy you are.
No. Still digging it.
Come on, let's dance.
-Okay. -I love to watch you move.
Nigel, I find it so hard to believe
that you two are brothers.
You are nothing like Mr. Sheffield.
Darling, I am Mr. Sheffield.
Get down, boogie oogie oogie
Get down, boogie oogie oogie...
Thanks, Fran.
She acts so weird when she's happy.
Don't complain.
It's been four years since I've been able to get my hands on a Häagen-Dazs bar.
I'll get it.
-Nigel. -Hello, darling.
Flowers.
Would you rather have candy? Clothes? Diamonds?
Stop it. Diamonds?
Well, I happen to have one right here.
Oh, my God!
Nigel, it's gorgeous.
I don't know anything about diamonds.
Pure white, 1.76 carats, no occlusions.
-It's beautiful. -And so are you.
How's that fantastic body?
Still a regular boogie wonderland?
You don't know the half of it.
What are you, caught in a butler trap?
Lower your foot off and get moving.
Miss me?
Yeah.
God, I missed you.
Niles, did you send that bottle of champagne to Glenn Close yet?
Mr. Sheffield. You've met your brother Nigel.
Yes, Nigel, listen, I'm awfully sorry, I haven't spent more time with you.
But I'm sure, Miss Fine's been entertaining you.
Yeah. She's been incredible.
In a Martha Stewart kind of way.
Well, it's about bloody time. I asked for this bottle hours ago.
Well, good things come to those who wait.
Unless they wait too long and then they slip
through their namby-pamby fingers.
You know, Fran, I could have sworn when Max just walked in,
you acted as if you were cheating on him.
What? No. Just because I pushed you off of me
and started to act defensive?
You probably never had your parents,
catch you playing spin the bottle with your first cousin.
So, then, it's all right to say, "I think I found my other half."
And to give you this ticket for the QE2.
Nigel, so many presents,
and it's not even Hanukkah.
Fran, I'm leaving tonight and I want you to come with me.
-Nigel, I'm not that kind of girl. -I'm asking you to be my wife.
I'm that kind of girl.
-Are you proposing? -I know,
Max has always accused me of being impulsive,
but I've fallen in love with you and I'm not letting you get away.
Oh, my God,
you two are like day and night.
Cain and Abel.
Tommy and Dickie Smothers.
The ship sails at midnight. Start packing.
Nigel, this is a huge decision.
I mean, what about the kids? I just can't abandon them.
Although, this would make me their aunt now.
I'll wait for you on the pier.
If you don't come, I'll know the answer's no.
No, don't. It's too fast. I can't. I'm sorry.
You said midnight, right?
Fran, what happened? You sounded hysterical on the phone.
Val, you know how I've always wanted to be a part of this family,
and not just the nanny, but, you know, a real part.
Like, if God forbid, something happened, there were problems or strife,
I could get the house.
Oh, my God. He asked you to marry him?
He wants to elope. I have to be on a ship by midnight.
I'm telling you, this is crazy. I don't know what I'm doing.
It's winter. I don't need cotton pants.
Fran, in my heart,
I know that there is no one more perfect for you than Maxwell Sheffield.
-Not him. The brother. -Better. Younger, no kids.
What am I even considering? It's nuts.
The guy knows me two seconds,
and he already wants to run away with me?
-It's weird. It's freaky. It's icky. -I think it's romantic.
Isn't it? Could you drop dead?
-Come on, let me see the ring. -It's not a ring.
He gave me a diamond solitaire necklace.
It goes against tradition, but that's part of his allure.
It's gorgeous.
Isn't it perfect? I'm just gonna turn it into a ring,
-add baguettes and a platinum setting. -Yeah.
Fran, I will never forget tonight.
-You didn't? -Didn't what?
Well, what the heck could be so memorable?
Well, Shawn is just so romantic and passionate about things.
I mean, I guess I kind of always saw myself
with someone more like daddy.
Yeah, well, every girl feels that way about your father.
I mean, their father.
It's just so great to be in love.
I know, sweetie.
It's the most wonderful feeling in the world.
Hold on to it as long as you possibly can.
And remember, always follow your heart.
Well, my heart says I should go back over to Shawn's.
That's not your heart talking.
Ma, I'm so confused.
How long am I supposed to wait around for Mr. Sheffield?
What made Daddy finally commit to you?
Sweetheart, you can't compare relationships.
-Well, tell me. I want to know. -It's not important.
Come on, what made him finally marry you?
Your sister, all right?
You know, I always wondered how she could be a 13-pound preemie.
Darling, I know you're "famisched".
But don't rush into anything until you're sure.
How did my life get so complicated?
I always thought that I was gonna end up with Mr. Sheffield,
but, I'm wasting my youth here.
I mean, I'm a vital, passionate woman
and Nigel brings that out in me.
Darling, hold that thought. I took a diuretic.
Miss Fine,
were you planning on seeing Nigel tonight?
Well, I was thinking about it.
But if you don't want me to,
if you think my place is to be here with you and the kids,
just say the word.
By all means, go.
You two will have a wonderful time together.
Yeah, who knows when I'll finish up in the office.
Please don't sit around, waiting for me.
All right.
Well...
I know what I gotta do now.
Yeah. Pizza Hut.
Maybe I don't want to know
The reason why
But lately you don't talk to me
And darling I can't see me in your eye
I hold you near but you're so far away
Ant it's losing you I can't believe
To watch you leave And let this feeling die
You alone, you alone are the living thing That keeps me alive
And tomorrow if I'm here without your love
You know I can't survive
Only my love can raise you high Above it all
Don't throw it all away, our love Our love
Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love
Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love
Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love
Don't throw it all away, our love
Taxi.
Don't tell me not to fly, I've simply got to
If someone takes a spill It's me and not you
Don't bring around a cloud To rain on my parade
I gotta fly once I gotta try once
Only can die once, right, sir?
Oh, love is juicy Juicy and you see
I've got to have my bite, sir
Get ready for me, love 'Cause I'm a comer
I've simply gotta march My heart's a drummer
Don't bring around a cloud To rain on my parade
Nobody, no, nobody
Is gonna rain on my parade
-Wait. -Lady, you meant to be on that ship?
I guess not.
Mr. Sheffield, I thought you went to bed hours ago.
No. I've been out since late this afternoon.
So, you haven't been in your office?
No, why?
Ma's in there watching TV. She had a fight with Daddy.
Well, I'm very glad you're still up. You know, I've missed you.
The show is coming along superbly.
Very soon, it'll be opening night.
You'll be there, wearing something smashing.
I'll stick a couple of TUMS in your cummerbund,
so when you get nervous....
Miss Fine, are you all right?
-Have you been crying? -I...
I... I went clubbing with Val and I hurt my ankle.
Dear. Well, let's have a look.
Gently.
Yes. Well, we should get some ice on that.
Do you think you can walk?
No.
You sit right there. I'll get it.
It's really been a marvel to me
how you manage to tousle around the house in those high heels.
There you go.
Why are you breathing so heavily?
Lamaze.
Ma enrolled me. Wishful thinking.
Right.
Well, anyway, you sleep with that on tonight,
-and, I'll fetch a doctor in the morning. -Thanks.
No. Wait. No. We can't have any of that, can we?
Here, put your arms around my shoulder. There we go.
There we are.
Don't worry, Miss Fine, I've got you.
Boy, do you ever.
Miss Fine, we're all just sitting down to dinner.
Right.
You do realize it was your other ankle you injured.